What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
Christian Grant
Why Psilocybin Therapy Should Be Legal in Montana (Opinion)
It may be a valuable form of treatment for mental-health conditions
Why Teachers Should Assign Less Homework in Montana: Opinion
A study by Stanford University shows the potential downsides of assigning too much homework
What Would a Montana Barbie Be Like?
We've all heard of Malibu Barbie, with her swim suit, beach towel and totally outrageous pink, bubble glasses. Truly the pinnacle of dolls, nay, the absolute peak of all toys known to mankind. That is, until Mattel makes the Barbie that the people truly want deep down— Montana Barbie.
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Can You Legally Shoot Trespassers in Montana?
Within one week two shootings by homeowners raised the discussion of when it's legal to shoot someone who's perceived to be trespassing on residential property
Here’s Why Montana Was Snubbed on List of Best-Camping States
With its majestic mountains, gorgeous lakes and rivers, I'd expect the it to easily beat every other state when it comes to spending the night under the stars
Signs Mercury is in Retrograde in Missoula
Communication breakdown in Zootown
The Pros and Cons of Banning AI in Montana
It's a powerful tool that can be used for good or evil
How Instagram’s Nipple Policy Could Impact How Montanans Dress
Last January Oversight Board, which advises Meta for content-moderation decisions for Instagram and Facebook, released a report that covered the topic of the most-controversial part of human anatomy, the nipple. Here's their report, but I'll warn you that it's lengthy and it's about as boring a report about nipples could possibly be, but one notable point is that it encourages Meta to be more cons
What If Coachella Happened in Montana?
It's not like Indio, California is some tropical paradise