What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
Remember this Nickelodeon Show from 2000 Set in Montana?
It was like a rural, drama version of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Laugh at this List of Simpsons Characters as Montana Towns
Disagree? Don't have a cow, man
Romantic (Yet Not Absurdly Expensive) Restaurants in Missoula
This week I wrote an article that listed romantic restaurants in Missoula for dates. Those places are great for special occasions, but some dates, particularly dates with someone you've been with for awhile, are more casual. That doesn't mean romance can't involved...
Should Self-Driving Vehicles Be Banned in Montana?
Anyone who's seen Terminator 2 knows where this is heading
Addictive and Weird Hobbies to Try in Missoula
There are plenty of options for weird hobbies in the Garden City
Unwritten Rules in Missoula that Make our Town Awesome
It's the way we do things
Montana Praise: Compliments Montanans Love to Receive
Even the humble Montanan likes some recognition once in a while
Nutty Humor: M&M’s Mascots as Montana Towns
The M&M's characters are weird alright, sort of like Montanan towns actually
Missoula Romance: Most Romantic Restaurants for Dates
So many to choose from
For the Love of Books: Why Missoula is Such a Literary Town
I think part of what makes Missoula so special is the way so many Missoulians can appreciate the power of a good book